Friday, July 31, 2009

Dismissing the Constitution

Glenn Greenwald recently discussed the startling revelation that Darth Cheney and his henchman David Addington wanted to use the United States military to arrest American citizens on American soil. Not surprisingly, it was John Yoo who wrote the memo declaring the President wasn't prevented by long-established law, not to mention that pesky document called the Constitution, from doing so. What is surprising is that this proposal was so outrageous, even The Decider knew how out-of-bounds it was and in a rare fit of competence ordered the FBI to handle the task at hand, which it did quite successfully.

In 2002, Dick Cheney and David Addington urged that U.S. military troops be used to arrest and detain American citizens, inside the U.S., who were suspected of involvement with Al Qaeda. That was done pursuant to a previously released DOJ memo authored by John Yoo and Robert Delahunty, addressed to Alberto Gonzales, dated October 23, 2001, and chillingly entitled "Authority for Use of Military Force to Combat Terrorist Activities Within the U.S." That Memo had concluded that the President had authority to deploy the U.S. military against American citizens on U.S. soil. Far worse, it asserted that in exercising that power, the President could not be bound either by Congressional statutes prohibiting such use (such as the Posse Comitatus Act) or even by the Constitution's Fourth Amendment, which -- the Memo concluded -- was "inapplicable" to what it called "domestic military operations."

Though it received very little press attention, it is not hyperbole to observe that this October 23 Memo was one of the most significant events in American politics in the last several decades, because it explicitly declared the U.S. Constitution -- the Bill of Rights -- inoperative inside the U.S., as applied to U.S. citizens.


That's right. A deputy staff member of the Justice Department of the United States declared for the benefit of co-President Cheney that the Constitution of our country didn't apply. Greenwald also revisits an event that caught our attention when it first reared its ugly head.

This revelation about Cheney sheds new light on the reason many people were concerned by prior reports that a U.S. Army brigade, for the first time, was being permanently deployed to the domestic U.S. Many of us expressing that concern were accused of indulging bizarre paranoia that the U.S. Army would ever be deployed against U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. I wonder how those who made such shrill accusations feel now in light of today's revelation that Cheney was advocating for precisely that.


Please, can someone - anyone - explain why Dick Cheney and his minions aren't in jail? Sworn to defend our nation's Constitution, these people did everything they could to trample and destroy it. Justice demands they be held accountable.

Thanks, Max

The well-healed and grossly over-compensated executives and lobbyists from our nation's health insurance rackets let Montana's own Senator Max Baucus (DINO-MT) know how much they appreciate his refusal to cave in to what 75% of Americans want - a strong national public insurance option.





Max Baucus - the best Senator money can buy.

What's Non-negotiable?

Earlier this week, we received an email from President Obama asking if we could donate a dollar a day until he signed a health care reform bill. The problem is, of course, we have no idea of when that will be nor do we know what the bill is going to look like.

After thinking about this request, we wrote back to the President and told him that we'd donate a dollar a day toward passing real health care insurance reform when he makes a speech whose purpose is to announce that he will veto any health care reform bill submitted to him from Congress that does not provide for an immediate strong national public insurance option, and that this requirement is, under no circumstances, negotiable.

The failure of including a strong national public insurance option, regardless of any 'concessions' made by members of the health care industry, won't solve the problems private insurers create: constantly rising premiums, ever-expanding exclusions, denial of coverage, dropping coverage, etc. As long as health insurance is provided solely by for-profit entities, they will do whatever it takes to keep their profit margins healthy and their executives grossly over-compensated.

It's time for Obama to stand up to Congress, which is clearly bought and paid for by the health insurance industry, and make directly to the American people a statement of what conditions will be vetoed by the President. Until that happens, we have no more faith in the President delivering on empty campaign promises than we do in Congress acting in the best interests of the people they supposedly serve, and of whom 75% want a strong national public option. And without that faith, there will be no financial contributions.

Quote of the Day

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Chanelling Allen Ginsberg

We admit it. We've been terribly unfair to former Gov. Sarah Palin (AK-R). All this time, we've been evaluating her speeches by the constraining standards of classical rhetoric, where logical arguments in support of well-defined propositions are delivered in a clear, easy-to-understand manner and garnished by techniques such as appeal to emotion.

Fortunately, Conan O'Brien is an intellectual not burdened by such narrow methodologies of analysis and criticism. He is able to recognize what the rest of the chattering class has consistently missed: Palin is actually the cultural successor to beat poet Allen Ginsberg. And once Conan presented his theory of the genius of Sarah Palin, the scales fell from our eyes.





Now we know Sarah Palin's real ambition in life. She's not running for POTUS. She's campaigning for Poet Laureate of the United States!

Stop Making Things Up

During her final (thank Jah) I'm-outta-here speech, former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) told the media that they should stop making things up. The Daily Show's Jason Jones was on hand to cover the event and to give the media horde who turned out the scolding it deserved for driving Palin from office.


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Making things up? It's pretty much the only thing Sarah Palin knows how to do.

Quote of the Day

Some people are making such thorough preparations for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine.
- William Feather (1889-1981)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

TDG Makeover

In order to add some new features to The Digital Gazette, as well as make editing its appearance easier, we needed to upgrade the entire site. We'll continue to post the usual mussings, comedy (mostly unintentional by those providing it), and well-tempered outrage for which we're famous while learning and tweaking what's behind the scenes.

Carry on.

Quote of the Day

The strongest human instinct is to impart information. The second strongest is to resist it.
- Kenneth Grahame (1859-1931)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Quote of the Day

A smiling face is half the meal.
   - Latvian proverb

Monday, July 27, 2009

Quote of the Day

To really enjoy the better things in life, one must first have experienced the things they are better than.
   - Oscar Holmolka (1898-1978)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Quote of the Day

I would rather fail in an attempt at something new and uncharted than safely succeed in a repeat of something I have done.
   - A. E. Hotchner

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Quote of the Day

Start with where people are before you try to take them to where you want them to go.
   - Jim Rohn

Friday, July 24, 2009

Quote of the Day

Let us be a little humble; let us think that the truth may not perhaps be entirely with us.
   - Jawaharlal Nehru (1889-1964)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Editing Palin

After five mediocre schools across six years, Sarah Palin managed to finally emerge from the halls of higher eduction with, of all things, a degree in journalism. Based on the jambalaya of non-sequiturs, empty platitudes, simplistic talking points, dangling prepositions, absurd conjunctions, and verbals streams of consciousness she creates every time she attempts to communicate, we have to wonder what she really did with her tuition money.

Just how incoherent are Bible Spice's attempts to organize whatever it is that's going on in her brain? Vanity Fair gave her resignation speech a much-needed makeover with the red (and green and blue) pencil to demonstrate the canyon between what she says and what any reasonably educated person who aspires to lead would deliver.

Here's the first page of the edits. To truly appreciate the catastrophe, read the entire markup.




Why Palin Resigned

We'll let her tell you in her own special way.




Quote of the Day

If I went back to college again, I'd concentrate on two areas: learning to write and to speak before an audience. Nothing in life is more important than the ability to communicate effectively.
   - Gerald R. Ford (1913-2006)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Quote of the Day

When we turn to one another for counsel we reduce the number of our enemies.
   - Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Quote of the Day

A wise man should have money in his head, not in his heart.
   - Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Saying Goodbye

Here's what the Rush Limbaugh of Alaskan talk-radio has as a departing gift for Caribou Barbie.

Between the bizarre tweets, the incoherent "good-bye Alaska" speech, and the ensuing and constant pleading that quitting is fighting and fighting is quitting, it has become abundantly clear to anyone with any sense that Sarah Heath Palin has become "Crazy Governor Lady."

Yes, she has lost it and revealed herself as flaky, delusional, dishonest, slightly paranoid, and in way over her head. Palin should have never been elected governor. She wasn't ready and those of us who voted for her should have known it. The lesson is that personality, image and looks should never trump substance when evaluating a candidate.

But that's all in the past now. Hopefully most of us have learned from our mistake. The big question now is how do we get busy cleaning up her mess?


When the right-wingers from her own state feel this way about her, we wonder just how long it will take the rest of that herd who live Outside to finally figure out Sarah Palin. They're certainly not the sharpest knives in the drawer, so we're confident of plenty more entertainment before the Palin carnival runs it course.

Quote of the Day

It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize.
   - Robert Mallet (1915-2002)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Quote of the Day

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements.
   - Joshua Reynolds (1723-1792)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Quote of the Day

People will believe a lot of stuff in the name of hipness.
   - Armistead Maupin

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Goldman Sachs Government

We've spent a fair amount of blogging on how Goldman Sachs has taken over the US Treasury and our country's fiscal policy. Now that GS (and right behind it, JP Morgan) has announced record profits moments after being rescued from the abyss by the American Taxpayer, Paul Krugman surveys what it means for the rest of us.

The American economy remains in dire straits, with one worker in six unemployed or underemployed. Yet Goldman Sachs just reported record quarterly profits — and it’s preparing to hand out huge bonuses, comparable to what it was paying before the crisis. What does this contrast tell us?

First, it tells us that Goldman is very good at what it does. Unfortunately, what it does is bad for America.

Second, it shows that Wall Street’s bad habits — above all, the system of compensation that helped cause the financial crisis — have not gone away.

Third, it shows that by rescuing the financial system without reforming it, Washington has done nothing to protect us from a new crisis, and, in fact, has made another crisis more likely.


Goldman Sachs used its position within the US government to take out it competitors, fund firms like AIG so it could be repaid in full, and get loans from the Fed at very generous rates. This is the result. The next time the house of cards that the Masters of the Universe live in catches fire, the only response should be to let it burn to the ground.

Sanford's Fiscal Conservatism

The AP has discovered Latina-lover Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) is a hypocrite in more ways than just his pious pronouncements about how others ought to conduct their private lives.

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford shed his fiscal conservatism on several taxpayer-funded international trips, including a South American jaunt that included time with his mistress, choosing expensive first-class or business-class seats while his aides sat in coach.

Sanford, who once criticized other state officials for costly travel, charged the state more than $37,600 for one first-class and four business-class flights overseas since November 2005, expense records show. Other state employees flew in the back of the plane at a fraction of the price, according to the documents.

The Republican governor, who balked at taking federal stimulus money after arguing it was an unwise use of taxpayer funds, charged the state $8,687 for a Delta Airlines trip to Brazil last year that included a leg in business class, state expense records show.

That trip ended with the governor's now well-publicized visit to his Argentine mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, and marked what he says was the start of a nearly year-long sexual affair with the woman he's called his "soul mate."

Sanford's habit of more costly travel at the taxpayers' expense contradicts his claim of frugality. When first running for governor in 2002, the former congressman, who once boasted of sleeping on a cot in his office to save money, blasted incumbent state officials for their expensive flights.

"This kind of lavish spending with taxpayers footing the bill just doesn't make any sense to me," Sanford said in one campaign ad. "If I become your governor, I'll fix that problem."

State Senate Minority Leader John Land recalls the criticism that candidate Sanford heaped on others.

"I reckon he's a hypocrite," the Democrat said. "He goes before the Christian right and professes to be one thing and yet his conduct is something else. He goes before the people of the state and talks about his fiscal conservatism. But yet when you see him in action, he's going first class and spending the state taxpayers' money."


We're hardly surprised by these latest revelations. Republicans love to spend other people's money; it's only when it comes to their own do they plead financial destruction should so much as a nickle be asked of them. And, of course, it comes with the requisite heaping of moralizing and preaching, none of which they'll ever apply to themselves.

Life In Full

"What's life for?" asks Roger Cohen as he contemplates the fate of two rhesus monkeys, one being starved in an effort to prolong his life and the other getting to be his fat, happy self.

Which brings me to low-cal Canto and high-cal Owen: Canto looks drawn, weary, ashen and miserable in his thinness, mouth slightly agape, features pinched, eyes blank, his expression screaming, “Please, no, not another plateful of seeds!”

Well-fed Owen, by contrast, is a happy camper with a wry smile, every inch the laid-back simian, plump, eyes twinkling, full mouth relaxed, skin glowing, exuding wisdom as if he’s just read Kierkegaard and concluded that “Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backward.”

It’s the difference between the guy who got the marbleized rib-eye and the guy who got the oh-so-lean filet. Or between the guy who got a Château Grand Pontet St. Emilion with his brie and the guy who got water. As Edgar notes in King Lear, “Ripeness is all.” You don’t get to ripeness by eating apple peel for breakfast.

When life extension supplants life quality as a goal, you get the desolation of Canto the monkey. Living to 120 holds zero appeal for me. Canto looks like he’s itching to be put out of his misery.


By all means, bring us the rib-eye and St. Emilion. Life is to be lived for its pleasures and enjoyments, and when our time is nigh, we will judge it not by how long it has lasted, but by how full it has been.

Quote of the Day

A man without knowledge of himself and his heritage is like a tree without roots.
   - Dick Gregory

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Sarah Begins

Sarah Palin got down to the business of learning how to be a Republican presidential candidate this week with an incoherent essay in the WaPo that only served to demonstrate how completely she fails to understand national policy issues. Somehow, she's reached the conclusion that cap-and-trade is about energy independence rather reducing emissions that contribute to global warming. As they say down in St. Louis, what a moran.

She did, however, manage to practice a skill she'll need on the campaign trail, one her primary opponents such as Magic Underwear Mitt have mastered.

"I believe [cap-and-trade] is an enormous threat to our economy."
-- Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK), 7/14/09

VERSUS

Q: Do you support capping carbon emissions?
PALIN: I do. I do.
-- Palin, 10/03/08


Spoken like a freshly caught salmon in the bottom of the boat.

Senator Racist

Here's an article from HuffPo on the Senator (Jeff Sessions R-AL) leading the right wingnuts attacks on Judge Sonia Sotomayor.

In 1986, an ambitious young United States Attorney named Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III was denied a seat on the federal bench because of his own deep-seated hostility to the very notion of civil rights. As a federal prosecutor, Sessions conducted a tenuous criminal investigation into voting rights advocates that registered African-Americans to vote -- an investigation that culminated in an unsuccessful prosecution against a former aide to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He once quipped that he "used to think [the KKK] were OK" until he found out some of them were "pot smokers;" and he routinely referred to an African-American attorney who worked for him as "boy" -- even once warning that attorney to "be careful what you say to white folks" after Sessions overheard him chastising a white secretary.

Moreover, Sessions remains unrepentant for these incidents, although he did reluctantly concede at his confirmation hearing that it "probably was wrong" when he attacked the NAACP as an "un-American" and "Communist-inspired" organizations that "forced civil rights down the throats of people."

Given Sessions' long history of baseless assaults on civil rights and civil rights organizations, one has to wonder whether conservatives chose him as their leading voice on Sotomayor because they fundamentally agree with his lifelong stance on race.


That's certainly one reason. Another is the right is using their abuse of the SCOTUS nominee with the most federal judicial experience in 100 years to, once again, anger and agitate its base in order to raise money. And, of course, it's the mission of the Party of No to obstruct anything and everything that comes before Congress. Racist obstructionism based on profit - that's the GOP we know and love.

Quote of the Day

It is far easier to leave angry words unspoken than to mend the heart those words have broken.
   - Anonymous

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Obama Show Trials

Last week, the Obama administration announced that it has the right to continue to hold indefinitely detainees who win acquittal at trial. Not even the Bush/Cheney (it gets harder every day to know which was really running the country) administration pushed the concept of unilateral executive powers of detention that far. The assertion of such power renders trials moot.

Can you imagine the judge reading the verdict? "Even though you managed to survive years of abuse and quite possibly torture while held in solitary confinement and without access to legal council, and even though you then managed to navigate a legal system specifically designed to make it impossible for you to defend yourself, and even though you then won acquittal, by order of the POTUS, this court sends you back to prison. We'll let you out when POTUS decides he's ready to let you go."

Green Greenwald covers this story with his usual outstanding analysis.

Spencer Ackerman yesterday attended a Senate hearing at which the DOD's General Counsel, Jeh Johnson, testified. As Ackerman highlighted, Johnson actually said that even for those detainees to whom the Obama administration deigns to give a real trial in a real court, the President has the power to continue to imprison them indefinitely even if they are acquitted at their trial. About this assertion of "presidential post-acquittal detention power" -- an Orwellian term (and a Kafka-esque concept) that should send shivers down the spine of anyone who cares at all about the most basic liberties -- Ackerman wrote, with some understatement, that it "moved the Obama administration into new territory from a civil liberties perspective." Law professor Jonathan Turley was more blunt: "The Obama Administration continues its retention and expansion of abusive Bush policies — now clearly Obama policies on indefinite detention."

This is the first time an Obama official has affirmatively stated that they have the "post-acquittal detention" power (and, to my knowledge, the Bush administration never claimed the power to detain someone even if they were acquitted).

All of this underscores what has clearly emerged as the core "principle" of Obama justice when it comes to accused Terrorists -- namely, "due process" is pure window dressing with only one goal: to ensure that anyone the President wants to keep imprisoned will remain in prison.

Show trials are exactly what the Obama administration is planning. In its own twisted way, the Bush approach was actually more honest and transparent: they made no secret of their belief that the President could imprison anyone he wanted without any process at all.

Whatever else is true, even talking about imprisoning people based on accusations of which they have been exonerated is a truly grotesque perversion of everything that our justice system and Constitution are supposed to guarantee. That's one of those propositions that ought to be too self-evident to need stating.


Yes, it's a good thing that (at least as far as we know) Obama has stopped the Bush torture regime. But it's absolutely inexcusable that he has chosen to not only retain the Bush claim to having the executive power to indefinitely detain anyone he wants, but to actually expand it even further by claiming such a power remains even after an acquittal.

This isn't change we're ever going to believe in. This is change that must be stopped, and stopped right away. An Obama administration that continues to pursue such an obviously and fundamentally unjust - not to mention unconstitutional - policy undermines its basic legitimacy. The POTUS does not have such a power, regardless of who sits in the Oval Office. Period.

Quote of the Day

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
   - Erich Fromm (1900-1980)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

What Sarah Wants

Andrew Sullivan discusses how Sarah Palin is the epitome of a conservative huckster trying to cash in on the industry that Republicanism has become.

This helps explain the broader problem with American conservatism right now. It is less a movement than an industry. From Fox News to talk radio to conservative publishing houses, it has created an alternate and lucrative media reality that is worth a fortune to those able to exploit it. Alas, these alternative media thrive on paranoia, hatred of liberal elites and growing extremist rhetoric made worse by a hermetically sealed echo chamber of true believers. Anyone criticised by the left or even by the establishment right is a martyr in this world. In America, martyrdom sells. And Palin is a product worth lots of money.

She wants some of it; and she has no actual interest in governing America (even though she’d love the title of president). She referred to giving up her “title” as governor, not her “office”. In this, she is the ultimate Republican of this degenerate moment: all culture war, no policy; all identity politics, no engagement with practical answers to difficult public problems; and all hysterical opposition to Barack Obama, no actual alternatives offered.


Anything for a buck. That's the Republican way.

Quote of the Day

Most of the things worth doing in the world were said to be impossible before they were done.
   - Louis Brandeis (1856-1941)

Monday, July 13, 2009

Quote of the Day

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
   - Anonymous

Sunday, July 12, 2009

David Brooks Comes Out

When NYT columnist David Brooks appeared on MSNBC this past week, he offered this story.

I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.


Brooks refused to identify the culprit. A couple things immediately spring to mind upon hearing this. First, how is it possible for this to happen unless Brooks actually enjoyed it? Wethinks the man doth protest too much, and spent an entire dinner protesting not at all.

Second, there are so many candidates for whom this person might be it's hard to make an educated guess. The best we can do is to round up the usual suspects when it comes to closeted gay Republicans. And it takes a large corral to hold them all.

Fortunately, Andrew Sullivan has much better taste in men.

Mercifully, I avoid dinners with Republican senators. It's usually far too gay a scene for me.


The Family Values Party

Gail Collins has a great column in the NYT that reviews the antics of yet another Republican politician who revels in telling everyone else how they should behave while demonstrating he believes himself exempt from his standards for others. Included in Senator John Ensign's (R-NV) tale of adultery, duplicity, and deceit is also the little detail of Ensign's parents ponying up almost $100 grand to try to make their son's problems go away.

While Ensign refused to respond to what small and negative minds might regard as blackmail, the senator’s parents gave the Hamptons $96,000. Ensign’s father is a retired casino mogul, and the senator’s lawyer said the money was given “out of concern for the well-being of longtime family friends during a difficult time. The gifts are consistent with a pattern of generosity by the Ensign family to the Hamptons and others.”

Truly, this puts a whole new spin on the term “family values.”


Collins also notes what we've known for a very long time.

In the world of politics, hypocrisy is a hard market to corner, but lately the Republicans have been making a Microsoft-like effort to do it.


It's the only thing at which they've been successful.

Quote of the Day

Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
   - Jacob Bronowsky (1908-1974)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Quote of the Day

Most people rush after pleasure so fast that they rush right past it.
   - Soren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Friday, July 10, 2009

Quote of the Day

It's always the rug you've been sweeping things under that gets pulled out from under you.
   - Anonymous

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Quote of the Day

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways.
   - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Quote of the Day

We must rediscover the distinction between hope and expectation.
   - Ivan Illich (1926-2002)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Quote of the Day

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
   - George S. Patton (1885-1945)

Monday, July 6, 2009

Quote of the Day

The greatest things ever done on earth have been done little by little.
   - Thomas Guthrie

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Quote of the Day

Putting off an easy thing makes it hard. Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.
   - George Lorimer

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Quote of the Day

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
   - Thomas Jefferson

Friday, July 3, 2009

Quote of the Day

To have ideas is to gather flowers; to think is to weave them into garlands.
   - Anne-Sophie Swetchine (1782-1857)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Quote of the Day

One of the sources of pride in being a human being is the ability to bear present frustrations in the interests of longer purposes.
   - Helen Merrell Lynd (1896-1982)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Quote of the Day

Once a person has acquiesced to something they do not believe, and which everyone knows they do not believe, they become complicit in their own oppression.
   - Matt Steinglass